tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

(via averagefairy)

feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

(via lustylesbians)

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

(via greatwhiteprivilege)

  • when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
  • when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

gabifresh:

take no shit 2014

(Source: gatissed, via greatwhiteprivilege)

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

(via i-ran-over-oprah)

awwww-cute:

Brutus takes bed time pretty serious

awwww-cute:

Brutus takes bed time pretty serious

(via peoplemagazine)

  • police: you're under arrest
  • me: no i'm not
  • police: shit